60+ Funny Food Jokes For Kids

Food Jokes For Kids

Do you know what’s the best thing about food jokes? They are zero calories 😛

Believe us or not, if you are a food lover, nothing would make you smile than a good and funny food joke. A food joke makes mealtime pleasant and since one joke leads to another, the fun just doesn’t stop. So kids, treat yourself with our collection of hilarious food jokes. We’re sure our food jokes for kids will fill you up with grin and laughter.

60+ Food Jokes For Kids

Best Food Jokes For Kids

1. Carrots Get Applauds Everywhere!

Did you hear about the famous carrot detective? He is very famous for getting to the root of every case.

2. Award Winning Wordplay

Q. Who is the most favorite actor of the dessert family?

A. Robert Brownie, Jr.

Best Food Jokes

3. Stop At Red, Go At Green

Q. When is the time when you stop at green and go at red?

A. When you are eating a watermelon.

Clean Food Jokes For Kids

4. Rock On!

Q. What term do we use for a group of strawberries playing guitar?

A. A jam session.

5. We Gotta Do What We Gotta Do

Q. Why did the butcher work day and night at his shop?

A. He wanted to make the ends meat.

Clean Food Jokes

6. Not A ‘Sour’ Winner

Q. What did the hot dog say when his friend defeated him in the race?

A. Wow, I like the fact that you have mustard enough strength to ketchup to me.

7. A Hearty Loafter

Q. What is the difference between a bread knife that’s used a lot and a shamrock?

A. A shamrock is a four-leaf clover and a bread knife is a four-loaf cleaver.

English Food Jokes

8. Even Cheeses Frown

Q. What do you call a cheese that’s feeling low?

A. Blue cheese!

9. Being A Cheese Lover, This Hit Me Right In The Feels!

Q. What did you find at the cheese factory after the explosion?

A. All that was left in the cheese factory was de brie.

Fast Food Jokes

10. Isn’t That Crabby?

Q. What do you get when you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A. A crab apple!

Food Jokes For Chefs

11. The Most Exciting Of All Rides:

Q. What is the most favorite thrill-ride of a wine glass?

A. A coaster!

12. Give The Pea A Chance!

Q. Which vegetable has just broken out of prison?

A. An escapea!

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13. Culturally Significant

Q. Which is the most favorite place of a yogurt?

A. Because it’s cultured.

14. Spaghett Out Of Here!

Q. What is the term used for a fake noodle?

A. An impasta!

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15. My Kinda Way To Burn Fat

Lisa: Do you know, I burned 2000 calories in just 20 minutes last night.

Rachel: Wow! How did you do it?

Lisa: I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.

16. That’s One Way Of Dieting:

Q: Why did the dieter go to the paint store?

A: He wanted to get thinner.

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17. That Was A Close Shave!

You won’t believe I just had a narrow escape, I got hit in the head with a can of soda in the morning. Lucky me that it was a soft drink.

18. Even We Are In Tears After Listening To This Joke:

It was such an emotional wedding that even the cake was in tiers.

19. The King Of Garnishing:

Q: Who is the king of vegetables?

A: Elvis Parsley.

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20. That’s So Punny:

A guy tried throwing a glass of milk at me. How dairy!

21. Candy Canes Should Always Be Perfect

I totally love it when my candy canes are in mint condition.

Funniest Food Jokes For Kids

22. He Did A Right Thing IMO

Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?

A: Because it was soda pressing.

23. And The Moral Of The Story Is, You Must Always Listen To Your Children

One day at the dinner, a boy asked his father, “Daddy, are bugs fit to eat”? The father got miffed and replied, “you should not talk about such gross things over dinner”. When the dinner was over, the fathers asks the child, “what were you asking me, son”. The boy replied, “Nothing, daddy. There was a bug in your soup, but it’s gone now”.

Funniest Food Jokes

24. Give This Child A Medal!

One day, during the English class, the teacher asked her students to make a sentence using the word ‘beans’. One girl said, “My father grows beans”. The other student said, “My mother cooks beans”. And the third student replied, “We are all human beans”.

25. Ouch, That Must Have Hurt Bad”

To show off his smartness, my friend told me that onion is the only food that makes you cry. He won’t say that ever again after I threw a coconut at his face.

Funny Food Jokes

26. We Like The Way This Student Is Thinking

Teacher: If you have 13 oranges in one hand and 10 apples in the other, what do you have?

Student: Big hands, maybe!

27. That’s Not Very Appetizing:

Q: Why do the French eat snails?

A: Because they don’t like fast food.

Funny Knock Knock Food Jokes

28. It Would Be A Favorite Of Whales Too!

What is the most favorite sandwich of a shark?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.

Halloween Food Jokes

29. He’s Kind Of Right, You See!

Q: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A: Any way you want because the concrete floors are very hard to crack.

30. This Cracked Me Up!

Q: Why can’t you tell an egg a joke?

A: Because it will crack up.

Healthy Food Jokes

31. This Actually Makes Sense

If tomatoes are a fruit, isn’t ketchup a smoothie?

32. A Very Brave Tofu

Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.

Hilarious Food Jokes

33. But He Should Still Try To Gobble It Up:

Waiter: “Do you want any dessert?”

Teddy Bear: “No Thanks. I’m Stuffed!”

Jokes About Food For Kids

34. That Happens To Be My Favorite Too!

Q: What’s a race car’s favorite thing to eat for lunch?

A: Fast food!

Knock Knock Food Joke Adults

35. That Must Have Hurt Taco

Q. What did the nacho say to the taco?

A. I’m nacho friend

Knock Knock Food Joke For Children

36. Not Something A Cheese Lover Would Like To Hear!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

A: Nacho cheese!

Knock Knock Food Joke For Kids

37. Poor Child Is Looking For His Dad.

Q: What did the baby corn say to its mom?

A: Where’s my pop corn?

Knock Knock Food Joke

38. He Probably Stayed Out All Night!

I tried to get into my house the other day, but I couldn’t. Want to know why?

Because I had gnocchi!


39. Cornbread Joke:

Q: What was the cornbread afraid of?

A: The goblin.

Knock Knock Food Jokes

40. That Was Pretty Obvious, Wasn’t It?

Q: What can’t hide in the garden?

A: Seen beans.

Top Food Jokes For Kids

We hope you enjoyed our list of food jokes and riddles. We agree that some of these food jokes are pretty corny and some even embarrassing, but most of them are really funny. We will be updating the list with more such funny food jokes for kids. So stay tuned!


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