Who says science has to be all serious? If it really was, there wouldn’t be a galore of jokes made on them. Even our teachers would take a moment off to crack his or her favorite science jokes and we surely enjoyed it. It totally lightened the mood, especially during a tense topic discussion.
So, recreate the moment of hilarity with our list of science jokes for kids that we’ve gathered from different sources. Our collection of jokes on science will definitely give you all a hearty laugh? So what are you waiting for?
72 Science Jokes For Kids
1. That’s Quite A Respite:
One Atom To Another: Oh, my God, I think I have lost a neutron! What will I do now?
Second Atom: Don’t worry! You can easily get a new one, “free of charge”.
2. Kindly Follow What He’s Saying:
Please do not drink water while studying. Chemistry has proven that concentration decreases when you add water.
3. His Observation Is Not Even Wrong:
One day, a biologist, a physicist, and a chemist decided to visit a beach for the very first time. The biologist was mighty fascinated by the waves and walked on the ocean to research on flora and fauna. But he drowned and never returned.
The physicist also followed the biologist, saying that he wanted to research on the fluid dynamics of the waves. He too never returned.
The chemist waited for a long time and came into conclusion that, “the biologist and the physicist are soluble in ocean water”.
4. This One’s For Those Who Taste From The Spoon!
Chemistry is just like cooking. But just ensure that you don’t lick the spoon!
5. That Must Have Hurt!
I cracked a hilarious Chemistry joke, but sadly, there was no reaction.
6. Something You Are Sure To Find On A Chemist’s Bed Stand:
I was reading a book on helium and I loved it so much that I couldn’t put it down.
7. So Could I, As I’m Always Hungry!
Q: What did one hungry plant say to the other?
A: I could use a ‘light’ snack!
8. That’s Quite An Advice:
Everyone should have at least one chemist friend. Because they have all the solutions!
9. Directors Of The Movie Should Definitely Consider this name!
Q: What would you name the sequel of the classic movie, “Tron”?
A: Neutron 😛
10. Only Nerds Will Get This:
One day, during summers, three statisticians decided to go hunting for deer. While roaming, they found one deer off in the distance. The first statistician shoots the deer a meter high and the second statistician shoots a meter low. And as they do, the third one yells, “We got it”!
11. We Hope He Got His Answer Now!
I was awake all night wondering where the sun had vanished. Then, it dawned on me!
12. Someone Can Make A Movie On This:
Q: What would you call someone who steals energy.
A: A Joule Thief!
13. Sticking To The Theme:
Q: Why were hydrogen, oxygen, and carbon wearing suits and ties?
A: Because they were a formyl group.
14. That’s A Rare Discovery:
It’s reported that the scientists may have discovered a compound of Radium and Rhenium. I think it’s a RaRe discovery!
15. They Were Just Following The Instructions!
Q: Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A: He wanted to get to the other slide.
16. No Offence Meant:
Q: How many biologists would it take to change a light bulb?
A: Maybe four. One to change it and three to write about its environmental impact.
17. Makes Sense, Isn’t It?
Q: What would the neurotransmitters of Fred Flintstone day, if they could talk?
18. Jokes On Chemists Are My Favorite!
Q: What is the most favorite carnival ride of a chemist?
A: A ferrous wheel!
19. If Only An Award Like This Existed.
Q: What award did Gregor Mendle get for his contribution to the research of genetics?
A: The Nobel PEAS Prize.
20. I’d Still Visit This Restaurant!
Astronaut 1: “Did you visit that newly opened restaurant on the moon?”
Astronaut 2: “No, how is it?”
Astronaut 1: The food is delicious, but there’s no atmosphere!
21. Please Don’t Believe Whatever They Say:
Q: Why should you never trust atoms?
A: Because they tend to make up everything!
22. So We’re Not Alone:
Q: Why do plants hate math?
A: Because it gives them square roots!
23. A Perfect Joke For The Thanksgiving!
Q: What do get when you divide a pumpkin’s circumference by its diameter?
A: A pumpkin pi!
24. And His Assistant Was Dr. Wattson!
Q: What was the name of the first Electricity Detective?
A: Sherlock Ohms.
25. We Really Hope They Do!
If a plant is not having a great day and is sulking due to some reason or the other, do other plants photosympathize with it?
26. We Bet You Were Not Expecting This!
Q: What kind of fish is created from just two sodium atoms?
A: 2 Na
27. That’s A Bit Rude On Land’s Part:
Q: Why is ocean so salty?
A: Because the land never waves back.
28. We Must Say They Are Very Well Behaved!
A tectonic plate bumped into another, and immediately said, “Sorry, my fault”.
29. Even We Don’t Mind Keeping This Dog!
Q: What kind of dog would you find in a chemist’s house?
A: A lab!
30. That Is Very Responsible Of Him!
Q: What does a botanist do the moment he or she discovers a new orchid?
31. Another Awesome Science Joke That Only Nerds Will Get.
My friend froze himself to -273.1 °C. His parents were worried, but I’m sure he will be OK.
32. The Mathematician Was The Most Intelligent Of The Lot:
During their lunch break, a mathematician, an engineer and a biologist were observing an empty building, when they noted two people entering the building. However, they were surprised to see three people coming out.
The biologist said, “They must have reproduced”.
The engineer remarked, “We must have counted incorrectly”.
Finally, the mathematician said, “If one more person enters the building, it will be completely empty”.
33. That Must Have Hurt!
Q: What did the cell exclaim when his sister accidentally stepped on his foot?
34. That Would Be Such A Cute Sight!
Q: How do bees brush their hair?
A: They use a honeycomb.
35. Another Awesome Science Pun For Kids!
Q: How does the nucleus communicate with ribosomes?
A: With a cellphone!
36. It Makes Our Day Too!
The rotation of the earth really makes my day!
37. The Most Favorite Food Of The Chemists!
Q: What main ingredient do chemists use to make guacamole?
38. What’s Your Favorite?
Q: What is the most favorite food of a physicist?
A: Fission chips!
39. I’m Sure Every Chemist Will Agree With This:
The optimist sees the glass half full.
The pessimist sees the glass half empty.
The chemist sees the glass completely full, but half in the liquid state and a half in vapor.
40. The Rat Thinks That He Is Smart!
Q: What did one lab rat say to the other?
A: “I’ve trained my scientist so well that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack.”
41. Were You Successful In Cracking This Code?
Q: What is the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
42. That’s Common Sense, Isn’t it?
Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So that they can walk.
43. We never thought that way!
Q: What gas never cries?
A: Nitrous Oxide (Laughing Gas)
44. That Was A Pretty Easy Science Joke To Crack!
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That’s a hardware issue.
45. A Not So Smart Student:
Science teacher: “Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773”.
Student: “Thank God I was born after 1773! Or else I would have died without it.”
46. Did You Get It?
There are 10 types of people in the world:
Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
47. A Science Joke For Food Lovers Also
Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
A: Because it’s in the ground state.
48. That’s One Funny Science Joke For Children.
Q: What do you call a microbiologist that has traveled to every country in the world?
A: A man of many cultures.
49. The Awesome-st Science Pun!
Q: Do you know the name Pavlov?
A: It rings a bell.
50. Believe Us, It Really Was Tough!
Q: Which books are the toughest to force yourself to read through?
A: Friction books.
51. Wedding Of The Antennas:
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married soon.
The ceremony wasn’t really grand, but the reception was excellent!
52. How We Wish Humans Could Also Be Like Electricity!
Q: Why is electricity an ideal citizen?
A: Because it conducts itself very well.
These science jokes for kids will definitely bring a smile on your face. Some might find it a bit irritating, but they’ll have a gala time reading them. So enjoy! We will keep adding more of these as we get from our readers. So don’t forget to share your favorite science jokes in the comment section below. Also, don’t forget to check out our food jokes and summer jokes for kids.