Don’t we all just love autumn? The orange or brown leaves scattered on the streets create a magnificent display and the scent of pumpkin and apple-flavored dishes soothe the senses. Most of us even wait for the fall to wear our favorite coats and jackets after months of keeping them in the attic. It’s for this and many more reasons, we totally love autumn. How we wish it lasted a bit longer than usual. But since it cannot, the best we can do is make the most of it. And there’s no better way to celebrate this season than by cracking some hilarious fall jokes.
45+ Autumn Or Fall Jokes For Kids
Below is our collection of fall jokes for kids to tickle your funny bones. We’ve included jokes on leaves, trees, pumpkins, Thanksgiving, Halloween and many more things related to the autumn season. So sit back, read and enjoy!
1. We Must Thank Them For Always Being There For The Kids!
Q: Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road when they go to school?
A: The Traffic Gourd!
2. And They Totally Deserve It!
Q: Why was the scarecrow given the Nobel Prize?
A: Because he was out-standing in his field.
3. That’s A Great Idea, But It Will Work Slow!
Q: What’s the best way for an ant to get down from a tree?
A: Sit on a leaf and wait until autumn.
4. Don’t Use This Formula In Your Math Exam:
Q: What do you get by diving the circumference of jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.
5. Those Happen To Be Our Favorite Too!
Q: What is the most favorite fruit of a scarecrow?
A: Blue-berries!
6. Would You Be Scared Of This Monster?
Q: What is the name of the monster that is round, red and comes only in the fall season?
A: Frankenapple!
7. Now That’s A Pro Tip
Q: What is the best possible thing you can put into an apple pie?
A: Umm, your teeth! What were you expecting?
8. Whom Were You Expecting To Win?
Girl 1: “Do you know who won the skeleton beauty contest held last night?”
Girl 2: No body!
9. Take That As A Tip!
Q: If required, how would you talk in the apple library?
A: Well, you’ll have to use your incider voice!
10. A Delicious Mistake:
Q: What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
A: Squash.
11. Kids Would Definitely Use This Name For The Pile On Leaves In Their Backyard!
Q: What name would you give to a large colorful pile of leaves?
A: The Great Barrier Leaf.
12. Never Really Thought About It That Way!
Q: How do leaves get from place to place?
A: With the help of their autumn-mobiles.
13. Thanks For The Hack!
Q: What is the best way to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A: By using a pumpkin patch!
14. Maybe Autumn Gave A Reason For It!
Q: What Do You Call A Tree That Always Doubts The Fall Season?
A: Disbe-leaf!
15. They Have A Reason To Hate This Month!
Q: Do you know what’s the least favorite month of a tree?
A: Sep-timber!
15. Autumn And Trees Just Don’t Get Along!
Q: What did a tree fighting with autumn say?
A: I can’t take this anymore, so I’m leaving.
16. Best Autumn Pun For Kids:
Q: Why did summer catch autumn?
A: Because it was about to fall!
17. The Boss Should Have Been Considerate:
Employee 1: “Did you hear about the tree that took time off of work in autumn?”
Employee 2: “Yes and it was a paid leaf”.
18. Isn’t That The Sweetest Thing About Leaves?
Q: Why are trees so forgiving?
A: Because in the autumn they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.
19. Autumn Is Indeed A Romantic Season!
Q: What did one leaf say to another during autumn?
A: I am falling for you.
20. That Was A No Brainer:
Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall?
A: Because it’s too far to walk.
21. How We Wish It Actually Happened!
Q: If money happened to grow on trees, what would be the favorite season of everyone?
A: Fall or autumn!
22. Forgive Him As He Was Angry.
Q: What did the tree say to autumn in anger?
A: Leaf me alone.
23. That’s Gross!
Q: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding a half worm.
24. Poor Turkey!
Q: What would happen if a turkey got in a fight?
A: He would get the stuffing knocked out of him.
25. The Real Question Is, Who Hurt Its Feelings?
Q: Why did the apple pie cry?
A: Its peelings were hurt!
26. But Pair It With A Hoodie Please.
Q: What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A: A har-vest!
27. The Scary Form Of Pooh!
Q: Who resides in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?
A: Winnie the Boo.
28. Don’t We All?
Q: Why do trees detest going to school in the fall?
A: Because they’re easily stumped!
29. We Bet You Didn’t Know This!
Q: What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?
A: It can look round.
30. All Thanks To His Mighty Flute!
Q: Who led all the apples to the bakery?
A: The Pie Piper
31. That Hit Right In The Feels!
Tree 1: “Do you know why leaves fall off the trees in autumn”?
Tree 2: “It’s because of nostalgia as they are trying to get back to their roots”.
32. That’s A Clever Fall Pun For Kids
Q: Why do the lions move at the end of summer?
A: Because the pride goeth before the fall!
33. Another Awesome Autumn Pun:
Q: What do trees say when they get their leaves back in spring?
A: What a re-leaf!
34. Which Season Is The Best, According To You?
One day, all four seasons- winter, spring, summer, and autumn were arguing which of them was best.
Winter says, “I’m the best because it snows in my season. Even Christmas takes place in winter. And it has time and again been proven that people love both snow and Christmas.”
Spring says, “People love me because everything is so colorful and fresh in my time. It just cannot get better than this”.
Summer retorts, “ Out of all the seasons, I’m the best because the weather is very pleasant and we get to enjoy ice creams. You just cannot top that”. He continues, “Well, autumn, what do you offer?”
Autumn- *leaves*.
Share these lovely and of course, clean autumn or fall jokes with your kids during Thanksgiving or Halloween and create some great memories. If not anything, these fall jokes for kids will definitely bring a huge smile on everyone’s faces. If you have any more fall jokes for kids to share, leave them in the comment section below. We would love to include them in our list of autumn jokes for kids.
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